Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Dear existential angst

Dear existential angst, you show up and you're never welcome.
You've high fived me on the subway, patted my back in the bath house and grabbed my behind in the supermarket. You're rude, loud and inconsiderate, making me want to scream No No No. That doesn't help much.
And because I lack religious leanings, I've had to make up my own chant to make you go away. Seems these are the words you least want to hear:
"Glad to be here, we're all in the same boat". Repeated in absurdum.
Please stay away from me.