Me:Mom, are you sure you're gonna make the coffee?
Mom: Hrmph, I make coffee all the time!
Me: Yeah, but I mean you're really more of a tea person.
Mom: Whatever.
Me: I'm really sorry mom, you probably make the greatest coffee. Sorry for being so judgmental.
Mom: It's ok. Don't worry about it.
Me: Do you make it strong or weak?
Mom: How should I know? I don't DRINK it. I just make it.
